Totally street inspired.

Overheard in the street - "I can't spend 300 dollars, but I need an iPod, or how would I listen to my music". This person had a laptop and a Starbucks coffee and was sitting in the sun. The keywords (marked with font weight) that rung in my ears like the bell rung at Hiroshima every year to mark the tragedy there. The weight of the fonts indicates the decibel intensity of the keywords in my head.

Questions that crossed my mind in no particular order.
- Is this abuse, ignorance, peer pressure .....?
- Since when iPod became a need?
- Is this really that difficult, you have a laptop to listen to your music?
- Why just iPod, there are million other less expensive music jukebox?
- Starbucks - average coffee - $3. 3 x 100 = 300.
Considering 5 cups a week - 20 weeks - 5 months.
Don't have Starbucks for 5 months and you can afford "the need".

Similar posting.

I am not that innocent.

Last six months have changed all that I had of Britney. What I think:

1. She is jealous of FedEx
2. She is blonde
3. She does not have a strand of hair on her body (as of today)
4. She is in trouble and should be put on suicide watch
5. Her head is round, I always thought it to be flat


6. She used to be a singer
7. She is brunette
8. Her hair is more important to the news then other events
9. She is blonde (OK, I can't decide. See #3)
10. While typing Britney Spears in Google toolbar, two most common suggestions are:
    1. britney spears crotch shot, 2. britney spears no underwear
    (can't decide who is better: Britney, Google, Internet, Internet User)
11. She is an absolute bald (see #3)
12. Her hair is on sale

There are other women who went bald and beautiful. They deserve the attention too.

Funniest assassination plot!

Found this on Turbanhead. Since I read this only I know how I managed to sprinkle these words in this post between my RLOL!

Hubby Busted In 'Slay Belle' Plot.

Yes, I found this funny.
Quote:

... it had to be before the end of the week so he could “mourn her before the
holidays,” said Nassau County District Attorney Kathleen Rice.

Moron!

Allergic @&*($%&#

Excuse my hypocritical censoring of the title. I wanted to be little more hypocritical and add beeps but the technological handicap held me back. (Update: In yet another act of hypocrisy and prudeness, I have further censored the title. "Aligning my post with my original resolve to refrain from all profanities.")

My inspiration for this posting is this fudging post here. Below is a quote.

is baar censors ne kuchh nahii.n kaaTaa ... chaar gaaliyaa.N kaaTii.n; do m**darch*d kaaTe ek b*hench*d kaaTaa; ek aur gaalii kaaTii; aur jab usake liye hamane argument kiyaa ki sir ye aap kyo.n kaaT rahe ho Black Friday me.n se ... aise hii ye log baat karate the ... wo actually jab Tiger Memom kaa ghar jalataa hai puuraa maahiim jalaa duu.Ngaa m**darch*d kar ke ... wahaa.N beep aataa hai ... to chaar jagah beep aataa hai ... wo chaar gaaliyaa.N kaaTii hai.n ... aur jab hamane unako puuchhaa ki aapane ye kyo.n kaaTaa ... censor-waalo.n ne ... unakaa argument ye thaa ... counter-argument ... ki aap ko aThaarah ch**tye diye the na is baar?

What is hilarious is the bargain of 18 ch**tiya ... unbelievably LOL!
I am proponent of *responsible* free speech and yes, I do want to swear to my hearts content. But, "yeh hamare yahan nahin hota" attitude of censor board only shows a case of ED - Extreme Denial or is it just a juvenile prudeness of "meri mummy told me so"? I come from Delhi (FYI: India's capital) where swearing is as important as punctuations in archaic Victorian English (interstingly, Govt. Offices still use this too.). The remaining country is no different, yet use of "street language" is a big no no. An excellent piece of art like Omkara is phooh phoohed by my neighborhood aunties for its language but near naked song and dance aka item numbers, and violence is as normal as Adam and Eve's navel. To my non-Indian brethrens, NO, Indian's don't stop traffic and do a little song and dance everytime it rains.

Even though, I like free speech I add a little asterisk to it as *responsible*. Essentially, use your judgement *WHAT* to use, *HOW* to use and *WHEN* to use.

PS: There is a Brooklyn Qawalli Party (BQP)

Taj, man's greatest erection for a woman.

I know the title is not original. Most likely you would have seen it on million and one people's t-shirt with via-agra in the following (find similar t-shirts at indobundee). But, there is a reason to worry and hence this posting.

Manhood is shrinking and size does matter; at least in this regard. Here is the article. Click here.

Past, present, future and everything in the middle about the Taj.